'want', the fuckboy types as he hits reblog on the 53rd porn gif of the day. the door breaks down and scores of naked tattooed white girls pour in, ready to answer the official fuckboy mating call. 'hot damn', he thinks, 'I don't think brand new ever wrote a song for this occasion'. it is beautiful. his eyes open wide. they are swarming into the room like angry hornets and he cannot breathe. it is beautif
I WANNA DRINK A BOTTLE OF ZAYN’S CUM LIKE GATORADE I NEED TO BE REPLENISHED WHEN I GET ITCHY EYES FUCK EYE DROPS JUST DROP A FEW DRIPS OF ZAYN’S CUM INTO MY EYES WHO THE FUCK NEEDS CREAM CHEESE FOR A BAGEL JUST SLATHER SOME OF ZAYN MALIK’S CUM ON THAT CINNAMON BAGEL AND YOU HAVE THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER !! ZAYN’S CUM IS LIKE MOTHER’S MILK TO ME IT’S UNLIKE ANY LIQUID ON THIS EARTH AND I NEED THE TASTE UPON MY LIPS
(via princessatomlinson)#OMFG what's wrong with you people
He watches up to Fiona’s final transformation.
"I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be beautiful!!" Fiona cries.
"Fiona," Shrek and Drake whisper in unison, "you are beautiful".
Shrek takes his loving wife into his arms, while Drake sits on his couch
wishing love wasn’t only true in fairy tales.
"anime is racially ambiguous" aka "these Asian characters with Asian names and Asian cultural markers made by Asian people don’t look like the hideously caricaturized narrow stereotypes of Asians that I’ve been used to seeing."